Jonah tries to find out who he is.

Chapter LXIV

Pedigree Hunting.

**The author’s efforts to discover the source of his name and family - The Irish herald-at-arms - Reference made by him to the English professor - Heraldic speculation - Ascent of the author’s pedigree to the reign of William the Conqueror - Consultation with the Norman herald suggested - Author’s visit to Rouen - Anecdotes of French convents - Madame Cousin and her system - Traits of Toleration

• M. Helliot, the celebrated *ancien avocat *of Rouen - Practice of legal bigamy in Normandy - A breakfast party - Death of M. Helliot - Interview with an old herald, formerly of the noblesse - His person and costume described - Discovery of the town and castle of Barentin - Occurrences there - The Old Beggar man - Visit to Jersey, where Drogo de Barentin was killed in defending the castle of Mont Orgueil - Return to Barentin, and singular incident at Ivetot - Conclusion.

My visit to France enabled me, besides gratifying myself by the sight and observation of the distinguished characters of whom I have in the sketches immediately foregoing made mention, to pursue an inquiry that I had set on foot some time previously in my own country.

As I have already informed the reader in the commencement of this work, I was brought up among a sort of democratic aristocracy which, like the race of wolf-dogs, seems to be extinct in Ireland. The gentry of those days took the greatest care to trace and to preserve by tradition the pedigree of their families and the exploits of their ancestors.

It is said that “he must be a wise man who knows *his own *father;” but if there are 30 or 40 of one’s forefathers to make out, it must necessarily be a research rather difficult for ordinary capacities. Such are therefore in the habit of resorting to a person who obtains his livelihood by begetting grandfathers and great-grandfathers *ad infinitum *- namely, the herald, who, without much tedious research, can in these commercial days furnish any private gentleman, dealer, or chapman with as beautifully transcribed, painted, and gilt a pedigree as he chooses to be at the expense of purchasing, with arms, crests, and mottoes to match: nor are there among the nobility themselves emblazonments more gaudy than may occasionally be seen upon the tilbury [A kind of gig (carriage) for two KF.] of some retired tailor, whose name was probably selected at random by the nurse of a foundling hospital.

But as there is, I believe, no great mob of persons bearing my name in existence, arid as it is pretty well known to be rather old, I fancied I would pay a visit to our Irish herald-at-arms, to find out, if possible, from what country I originally sprang. After having consulted everything he had to consult, this worthy functionary only brought me back to Queen Elizabeth, which was doing nothing, as it was that virgin monarch who had made the first territorial grant to my family in Ireland, with liberty to return two members to every future Parliament, which they actually did down to my father’s time.

The Irish herald most honourably assured me that he could not carry me one inch farther, and so (having painted a most beautiful pedigree) he recommended me to the English herald-at-arms, who, he had no doubt, could take up the thread and unravel it to my satisfaction.

I accordingly took the first opportunity of consulting this fresh oracle, whose minister having politely heard my case, transferred it to writing, screwed up his lips, and looked steadfastly at the ceiling for some five minutes. He then began to reckon centuries on his fingers, took down several large books full of emblazonments, nodded his head, and at last, cleverly and scientifically taking me up from the times of Queen Elizabeth, where I had been abruptly dropped by my fellow-countryman, delivered me in less than a fortnight as handsome a genealogical tree as could be reasonably desired. On this I triumphantly ascended to the reign of William the Conqueror and the battle of Hastings, at which some of my ancestors were, it appears, fairly sped, and provided with neat lodgings in Battle Abbey, where, for aught I know to the contrary, they still remain.

The English herald-at-arms also informed me (but rather mysteriously) that it was *probable *I had a right to put a French *De *at the beginning of my name, as there was a Nornian *ton *at the end of it; but that, as he did not profess French heraldry, I had better inquire further from some of the craft in Normandy, where that science had at the period of the crusades greatly flourished - William the Conquerer, at the time he was denominated *the Bastard, *having by all accounts established a very celebrated heraldic college at Rouen.

I was much pleased with his candour; and thus the matter rested until Louis XVIII. returned home with his family, when, as the reader is aware, I likewise passed over to France with mine.

I did not forget the hint given me by my armorial friend in London; and in order to benefit by it repaired, as soon as circumstances permitted, to Rouen, in which town we had been advised to place our two youngest daughters, for purposes of education, at a celebrated Ursuline convent, the abbess whereof was considered a more tolerating *religeuse *than any of her contemporaries. Before I proceed to detail the sequel of my heraldic investigations, I will lay before the reader one or two anecdotes connected with French nunneries.

The abbess of the convent in question, Madame Cousin, was a fine, handsome old nun, as affable and insinuating as possible, and gained on us at first sight. She enlarged on the great advantages of her system, and shewed us long galleries of beautiful little bed-chambers, together with gardens overlooking the boulevards, and adorned by that interesting tower wherein Jeanne d’Arc was so long confined previously to her martyrdom. Her table, Madame Cousin assured us, was excellent arid abundant.

I was naturally impressed with an idea that a *nun *feared God at any rate too much to tell 20 direct falehoods and practise 20 deceptions in the course of half an hour for the lucre of 50 Napoleons, which she required in advance, without the least intention of giving the value of five for them; and under this impression I paid down the sum demanded, gave up our two children to Madame Cousin’s *motherly *tutelage, and returned to the Hotel de France almost in love with the old abbess.

On our return to Paris we received letters from my daughters, giving a most flattering account of the convent generally, of the excellence of Madame l’Abbesse, the plenty of good food, the comfort of the bed-rooms, and the extra-ordinary progress they were making in their several acquirements. I was hence induced to commence the second half-year, also in advance, when a son-in-law of mine, calling to see my daughters, requested the eldest to dine with him at his hotel, which request was long resisted by the abbess, and only granted at length with manifest reluctance.

When arrived at the hotel, the poor girl related a tale of a very different description from the foregoing, and as piteous as unexpected. Her letters had been dictated to her by a priest. I had scarcely arrived at Paris when my children were separated, turned away from the *show *bed-rooms, and allowed to speak *any *language to each other only *one hour *a day, and *not a word *on Sundays. The eldest was urged to turn Catholic; and, above all, they were fed in a mariner at once so scanty and so bad that my daughter begged hard not to be taken back, but to accompany her brother-in-law to Paris. This was conceded, and when the poor child arrived I saw the necessity of immediately recalling her sister. I was indeed shocked at seeing her -so wan, and thin, and *greedy *did she appear.

On our first inquiry for the convent above alluded to, we were directed by mistake to another establishment belonging to the saint of the same name, but bearing a very inferior appearance, and superintended by an abbess whose *toleration *certainly erred not on the side of laxity. We saw the old lady within her grated lattice. She would not come out to us; but on being told our business, smiled as cheerfully as fanaticism would let her. (I daresay the expected *pension *already jingled in her glowing fancy.) Our terms were soon concluded, and everything was arranged, when Lady Barrington, as a final direction, requested that the children should not be called *too early *in the morning, as they were unused to it. The old abbess started: a gloomy doubt seemed to gather on her furrowed temples, her nostrils distended, arid she abruptly asked, *“N’etes-vous pas Catholiques?”

“Non,” *replied Lady Barrington, ” nous sommes Protestans.”

The countenande of the abbess now utterly fell, and she shrieked out, “Mon Dieu! alors vous etes heretique! Je ne permets jamais d’heretique dans ce couvent! - allez! - allez! - *vos enfans n’entreront jamais dans le couvent des Ursulines! - allez! - allez!” *and instantly crossing herself, and muttering, she withdrew from the grate.

Just as we were *turned out *we encountered near the gate a very odd though respectable-looking figure. It was that of a Nan whose stature must originally have exceeded six feet, and who was yet erect, and but for the natural shrinking of age retained his full height and manly presence. His limbs still bore him gallantly, and the frosts of 80 winters had not yet chilled his warmth of manner. His dress was neither neat nor shabby: it was of silk - of the old costume: his thin hair was loosely tied behind; and on the whole he appeared to be what we call above the world.

This gentleman saw that we were at a loss about something or other; and with the constitutional politeness of a Frenchman of the old school, at once begged us to mention our embarrassment and command his services. Everybody, he told us, knew him, and he knew everybody at Rouen. We accepted his offer, and he immediately constituted himself *cicisbeo *to the ladies, and mentor to me. After having led *us *to the other *Couvent des Ursulines, *of which I have spoken, he dined with us, and I conceived a great respect for the old gentleman. It was Monsieur Helliot, once a celebrated *avocat *of the Parliament at Rouen : his good manners and good nature rendered his society a real treat to us; whilst his memory, information, and activity were almost wonderful. He was an *improvisore *poet, and could converse in rhyme and sing a hundred songs of his own composing.

On my informing M. Helliot that one of my principal objects at Rouen was a research in heraldry, he said he would next day introduce me to the person of all others most likely to satisfy me on that point. His friend was, he told me, of a noble family, and had originally studied heraldry for his amusement; but was subsequently necessitated to practise it for pocket-money, since his regular income was barely sufficient (as was then the average with the old nobility of Normandy) to provide him soup in plenty, a room and a bed-recess, a weekly laundress, and a repairing tailor. “Rouen,” continued the old advocate, “requires no heralds now! The nobles are not even able to emblazon their pedigrees, and the manufacturers purchase arms and crests from the Paris heralds who have always a variety of magnificent ones to *dispose of *suitable to their new customers.”

M. Helliot had a country house about four miles from Rouen, near the Commandery, which is on the Seine - a beautiful wild spot, formerly the property of the Knights of St. John of Jerusalem. Helliot’s house had a large garden, ornamented by his own hands. He one day came to us to beg we would fix a morning for taking a *dejeuner *a *la fourchette *at his cottage, and brought with him a long bill of fare (containing nearly everything in the eating and drinking way that could be procured at Rouen), whereon he requested we would mark with a pencil our favourite dishes. He said this was always their ancient mode when they had the honour of a *sociéte distingué, *and we were obliged to humour him. He was delighted, and then assuming a more serious air - “But,” said he, “I have a very particular reason for inviting you to my cottage: it is to have the honour of introducing you to a lady who, old as I am, has consented to marry me the ensuing spring. I know,” added he, “that I shall be happier in her society than in that of any other person, and at my time of life we want somebody interested in rendering our limited existence as comfortable as possible.”

This seemed ludicrous enough, and the ladies’ curiosity was excited to see old Helliot’s sweetheart. We were accordingly punctual to our hour. He had a boat ready to take us across the Seine near the Commandery, and we soon entered a beautiful garden in a high state of order. In the house (a small and very old one) we found a most excellent repast. The only company besides ourselves was the old herald to whom M. Helliot had introduced me, and after a few minutes, he led from an inner chamber his intended bride. She appeared, in point of years, at least as venerable as the bridegroom, but a droop in the person and a waddle in the gait bespoke a constitution much more enfeebled than that of the gallant who was to lead her to the altar. “This,” said the advocate, as he presented her to the company, “is Madame …, but *n’importe! *after our repast you shall learn her *name *and history. Pray, madame,” pursued he with an air of infinite politeness, “have the goodness to do the honours of the table;” and his request was complied with as nimbly as his inamorata’s quivering hands would permit.

The wine went round merrily; the old lady declined not her glass; the herald took enough to serve him for the two or three following days; old Helliot hobnobbed & *la mode Anglaise, *and in half-an-hour we were as cheerful, and, I should think, as curious a breakfast party as Upper Normandy had ever produced.

When the repast was ended, “Now,” said our host, “you shall learn the history of this venerable bride that is to be on or about the 15th of April next. You know,” continued he, “that between the age of 70 and death the distance is seldom *very *great, and that a person of your nation who arrives at the one is generally fool enough to be always gazing at the other. Now, we Frenchmen like, if possible, to evade the prospect, and with that object we contrive some new event, which, if it cannot conceal, may at least take off our attention from it; and of all things in the world, I believe *matrimony *will be admitted to be most effectual either in fixing an epoch or directing a current of thought. We antiquated gentry here, therefore, have a little law, or rather custom, of our own, namely, that after a man has been in a state of matrimony for 50 years, if his charmer survives, they undergo the ceremony of a second marriage, and so begin a new contract for another half-century, if their joint lives so long continue! and inasmuch as *Madame Helliot *(introducing the old lady anew, kissing her cheek, and chucking her under the chin) has been now 49 years and four months on her road to a second husband, the day that 70 years are completed we shall re-commence our honey moon, and every friend we have will, I hope, come and see the happy reunion.” “Ah!” said madame, “I fear my bride’smaid, *Madame Veuve Gerard, *can’t hold out so long *Mais Dieu merci!” *cried she, ” I think I shall myself Monsieur (addressing me), be well enough to get through the ceremony.

I wish I could end this little episode as my heart would dictate. But, alas a cold caught by my friend the advocate boating on the Seine before the happy month arrived prevented a ceremony which I would have gone almost any distance to witness. Sic transit gloria mundi!

But to my heraldic investigation. The old professor with whom M. Helliot had made me acquainted had been one of the *ancienne noblesse, *and carried in his look and deportment evident marks of the rank from which he had been compelled to descend. Although younger than the advocate, he was still somewhat stricken in years. His hair, thin and highly powdered, afforded a queue longer than a quill, and nearly as bulky. A tight plaited stock and *solitaire, *a tucker and ruffles, and a cross with the order of St. Louis, a well-cleaned black suit, which had survived many a cuff and cape, and seen many a year of full-dress service, silk stockings, *paste *knee, and large *silver *shoe-buckles completed his toilet.

He said, on my first visit, in a desponding voice, that he deeply regretted the republicans had burned most of his books and records during the Revolution; and having consequently little or nothing left of remote times to refer to, he really could not recollect my ancestors, though they might perhaps have been a very *superbe famille. *On exhibiting; however, my English and Irish pedigrees (drawn out on vellum, beautifully ornamented, painted and gilt, with the chevalier’s casquet, three scarlet chevanels and a Saracen’s head), and touching his withered hand with the *metallic tractors, *the old herald’s eyes assumed almost a youthful fire, even his voice seemed to change; and having put the four dollars into his breeches-pocket, buttoned the flap, and then felt at the outside to make sure of their safety, he drew himself up with pride-

“Between this city and Havre de Grace,” said he, after a pause, and having traced with his bony fingers the best gilded of the pedigrees, “lies a town called Barentin, and there once stood the superb chateau of an old warrior, Drogo de Barentin. At this town, Monsieur, you will assuredly obtain some account of your noble family.” After some conversation about William the Conqueror, Duke Rollo, Richard Coeur de Lion, &c., I took my leave, determining to start with all convenient speed towards Havre de Grace.

On the road to that place I found the town designated by the herald, and having refreshed myself at an auberge, set out to discover tile ruins of the castle, which lie not very far distant. Of these, however, I could make nothing; and on returning to the auberge, I found mine host decked out in his best jacket and a huge opera-hat. Having made this worthy acquainted with the object of my researches, be told me, with a smiling countenance, that there was a very old beggar-man extant in the place who was the depositary of all the circumstances **of its ancient history, including that of the former lords of the castle. Seeing I had no chance of better information, I ordered my dinner to be prepared in the first instance, and the mendicant to be served up with the dessert.

The figure which presented itself really struck me. His age was said to exceed a hundred years; his beard and hair were white, whilst the ruddiness of youth still mantled in his cheeks. I don’t know how it was, but my heart and purse opened in unison, and I gratified the old beggar-man with a sum which I believe he had not often seen before at one time. I then directed a glass of eau-de-vie to be given him, and this he relished even more than the money. He then launched into such an eulogium on the noble race of Drogo of the Chateau that I thought he never would come to the point, and when he did, I received but little satisfaction from his communications, which he concluded by advising me to make a voyage to the island of Jersey. “I knew,” said he, “in my youth, a man much older than I am now, and who, like me, lived upon alms. This man was the final descendant of the Barentin family, being an illegitimate son of the last lord, and he has often told me that on that island his father had been murdered, who having made no will, his son was left to beg, while the king got all, and bestowed it on some young lady.”

This whetted my appetite for further intelligence, and I resolved, having fairly engaged in it, to follow up the inquiry. Accordingly, in the spring of 1816, leaving my family in Paris, I set out for St. Maloes, thence to Granville, and after a most interesting journey through Brittany, crossed over in a fishing-boat, and soon found myself in the square of St. Hillier’s, at Jersey. I had been there before on a visit to General Don, with General Moore and Colonel le Blanc, and knew the place, but this time I went inccog.

On my first visit to Jersey I had been much struck with the fine situation and commanding aspect of the magnificent castle of Mont Orgueil, and had much pleasure in anticipating a fresh survey of it. But guess the gratified nature of my emotions when I learnt from an old warder of the castle that Drogo de Barentin, a Norman chieftain, had been in fact its last governor! that his name was on its records, and that he bad lost his life in its defence on the outer ramparts.

He left no lawful male offspring, arid thus the Norman branch of the family had become extinct.

This I considered as making good progress, and I returned cheerfully to Barentin to thank my mendicant and his patron, the *aubergiste, *intending to prosecute the inquiry further at Rouen. I will not hazard fatiguing the reader by detailing the result of any more of my investigations, but it is curious enough that at Ivetot, about four leagues from Barentin (to an ancient chateau near which place I had been directed by mine host), I met with, amongst a parcel of scattered furniture collected for public sale, the portrait of an old Norman warrior, which *exactly *resembled those of my great grandfather, Colonel Barrington, of Cullenaghmore; but for the difference of scanty black hair in one case, and a wig in the other, the heads and countenances would have been quite undistinguishable! I marked this picture with my initials, and left a request with the innkeeper at Ivetot to purchase it for me at any price; but having unluckily omitted to leave him money likewise to pay for it, the man, as it afterwards appeared. thought no more of the matter. So great was my disappointment that I advertised for this portrait, but in vain.

I will now bid the reader farewell, at least for the present. This last sketch may by some, perhaps, be considered superfluous; but as a pardonable vanity in those who write anything in the shape of autobiography, and a spirit of curiosity in those who peruse such works, generally dictate and require as much information respecting the author’s genealogy as can be adduced with any show of plausibility, I hope I shall be held to have done my utmost in this particular, and I am satisfied.

 

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